Cerveza_Gratis

Dijiste Tula? Did you say Tula? Het jy tula gesê? Hast du Tula gesagt? 툴라라고 했니? Tula dicitur? 你说图拉? あなたはTulaと言ったのですか? Вы сказали, что? Λέξατε την Τούλα; Avez-vous dit Tula? Ar deir tú Tula? Sagde du Tula? Uthi iTula? Hai detto Tula? Kas te ütlesite Tula? Na u itse Tula? Tula သနည်းဟုမေး Koj puas tau hais tias Tula? Você disse Tula? Hutt Dir gesot datt Tula? Bạn đã nói Tula chưa? -.. .. .--- .. ... - . / - ..- .-.. .- .-.-. 01000100 01101001 01101010 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100101 00100000 01010100 01110101 01101100 01100001 00111111 44 69 6a 69 73 74 65 20 54 75 6c 61 3f RGlqaXN0ZSBUdWxhPw== 68 105 106 105 115 116 101 32 84 117 108 97 63 104 151 152 151 163 164 145 40 124 165 154 141 77

azure-fox

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His dick smaller than my toes
          Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
          His dick smaller than my toes
          I'd rather ride Squidward nose
          
          My eyelash flew off
          When I saw that dick was too soft (what the fuck?)
          Need a dick like Rick Ross
          Or Dora the Explorer get lost
          Get in my zone, I'm ass naked at home
          He knowin' just when I'm on, I post it up like Malone
          Get so much neck, it's wrong
          That I should smell like cologne
          Swallow this dick, it's gone
          He's searchin' for it on Chrome

azure-fox

This pussy have yo nigga leavin' you hurt
          Make him step out on you like phones ringin' at church (he gone)
          At The Drake Hotel, so you know we on dirt
          Call it Views From The 6 when he lookin' up my skirt
          Roses are red, violets are blue
          All about the head like I'm in beauty school
          I said roses are red, might turn your balls blue
          'Cause if it ain't enough spit, then my snot comin' through
          Sex occasion, nipples like raisins
          I black out on that dick, but my cum is Caucasian
          Told me to face it, went down like the basement
          Don't nut in my hole, I do not want your glazin'
          Suckin' on that dick made my lipstick slip off
          So can I wear your cum as clear lip gloss?

azure-fox

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Make you work that dick like I'm the big boss
          Call me Serena, back and forth with his balls
          His dick smaller than my toes
          Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
          His dick smaller than my toes
          I'd rather ride Squidward nose
          His dick smaller than my toes
          Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
          His dick smaller than my toes
          I'd rather ride Squidward nose
          Wanna fuck another girl, nigga, are you dumb? (Dummy)
          I'm a Gemini, so that's really a threesome (yeah)
          Rubbin' on your dick till my fingers numb
          Big pussy, it don't come with a cherry, I got a plum (oh)
          Yeah, daddy, daddy, yeah, I like it like that (I do)
          I'm hittin' more positions than Ray J hat
          I'm ridin' on your dick till your dick get a flat
          I'm 'bout to lay your ass down like a fuckin' door mat
          Peanut butter jelly all in my belly-belly
          Rated R, no Kelly, ate his meat like a deli'
          Don't moan, you can spare me, 'cause your breath kinda smelly
          Yeah, my pussy always screamin': It's hot in here, like Nelly
          Throw up on that dick then I lick it up
          Poor kitty-kitty, but I'm rich as fuck
          Magician with the titties, told him pick a cup
          I got that pothole pussy, yeah, the dick was stuck
          His dick smaller than my toes
          Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
          His dick smaller than my toes
          I'd rather ride Squidward nose
          His dick smaller than my toes
          Yeah, yes, smaller than my toes
          His dick smaller than my toes
          I'd rather ride Squidward nose

J0sune_

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenrē sanjūsan sai. jitaku wa moriō chō hokutō bu no bessō chitai ni ari... kekkon wa shiteinai... Shigoto wa KameYū chūn den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. tabako wa suwanai. sake wa tashinamu tēdo. yoru jūichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru yō ni shiteiru... Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi, nijū bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto, hotondo asa made jukusui sai... akanbō no yō ni hirō ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da... kenkō shindan demo ijō na shito iwaretai yō.

J0sune_

Soy Yoshikage Kira, tengo 33 años, mi casa está al noroeste de Morioh, donde están las casas grandes y no estoy casado. Trabajo como empleado en el supermercado Kame Yu y llego a casa todos los días a más tardar 8 p.m. no fumo y bebo solo en ocasiones. Duermo a las 11 p.m. y siempre procuro dormir 8 horas. Después de beber un vaso de leche tibia y hacer 20 minutos de calistenia, antes de ir a la cama, suelo dormir hasta la mañana. Despierto sin fatiga, ni estrés como un bebé. En mi último chequeo me dijeron que estoy sano.

Milanesa_chiquita

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I swear I fucking miss you
          It's been a few months since we last talked
          I don't know if you miss me
          I've been stuck in my head everyday
          I can't get out 'cause I don't know what to say
          Remember last July you went out lied
          Lied to my face and made me feel denied
          Don't know what I did, but it was still my fault
          That's what you said, that's what you said
          Leave, leave me down on the dance floor
          I can't pick up my self no more
          I deserve this, I deserve this
          I deserve this, I des-, I des-, I
          Leave me down on the dance floor
          I can't pick up my self no more
          I deserve this, I deserve this
          I deserve this, I des-, I des-, I
          I need you tonight
          I don't wanna cry for one night
          I just want a normal life
          I just wanna be alright
          I don't wanna kill myself
          I just wanna fix my health
          Fucking hate this loneliness
          Never felt-
          Leave. leave me down on the dance floor
          I can't pick up my self no more
          I deserve this, I deserve this
          I deserve this, I des-, I des-, I
          Leave me down on the dance floor
          I can't pick up my self no more
          I deserve this, I deserve this
          I deserve this, I des-, I des-, I
          Leave me down on the dance floor
          I can't pick up my self no more
          I deserve this, I deserve this
          I deserve this, I des-, I des-, I

Cerveza_Gratis

Si te usaran como argumento para legalizar el aborto, ya no existirian mas providas.

azure-fox

@ Cerveza_Gratis  JAJAJAJA DIOS PERDONAME POR REÍR DE ESO
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Tortilla_de_patas

@ Cerveza_Gratis  Es cruel, pero me estoy riendo 
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