So um. I'm Carter, but I go by my middle name Alec. JUST SAYIN'. Pretty lame right? But who said I was cool in the first place? No one. So were still alright, buddy. 
The best thing you should learn quickly about me is. I'm pretty awkward. I mean. Who sees a boy in a baggy t-shirt and skinny jeans? Pssh. I dunno. 
Anyways. I like Anime. But you know what pretty much stinks? I have to watch it with English subtitles. Makes me. Shed a tear, ya know?
I pretty much. Would marry my ukulele. I mean I have it around all the time. Get ready, you'll be invited to the wedding.
I'm single. But you know? I don't mind. Nor do I not mind being 16 and never had a relationship. #ForeverHappy.
I'm bisexual. Love is love. I mean. I could marry a ukulele. And you can marry any gender. What's the problem?
So. I'm gonna go. You know? Strum the ukulele, eat some cookies. Be lonely. The usual?