Hi Hi Hi!!!!! Omg you guys! It’s been foreverr!!! And I’m so tempted to make this long and sappy and sentimental (like I always do *sigh*) but I don’t want to waste anyone’s time, so I’ll just get into it! But not without checking in first. How are you guysss?? How’s life been treating you since my tragic disappearance from your Wattpad lives? (I hope you’ve been holed up in an unbreakable solitude, dying slowly from the agony my absence has wrecked upon your fragile, love-sick mortal heart *_*) lmao but seriously, I hope everyone’s doing great?!
Okay, this post’s already getting too long so let’s just assume this is the introductory part of my love letter to you? Oh...speaking of love letters, it just so happens to be Valentine’s Day today. *_* what a tragedy. If you thought I was going to wish you a happy valentines, well you thought wrong! Okay! Okay I’ll stop being bitter now. Seriously, I hope you get a love letter hidden in the pages of your favorite book today...and if not, then my return will unfortunately have to suffice. Take it or leave it! I’ve got nothing better to offer!
Okay I’ll stop being a raging, mentally, emotionally, physically (and every other ‘lly’s)-stressed girl in her early 20’s who is violently against valentines and wants, wholeheartedly to do nothing but write, but has been forced to momentarily succumb to the woeful trials capitalism and 9-5’s, and the threats a lack of adherence to the matrix poses to the continuity of her existence in this vain, vile world she’s again, forced to live in without her consent.
*sigh*
Okay, bye. Move on to the next post for the actual important stuff. Sorry guys, I tried to make this as short as possible and I ended up ranting and low-key trauma dumping on you. I swear, I try to hold back. I swear.