Society: Are you under 100lbs? 
Girl: No but I'm happy 
Society: Is your hair down to your bum? 
Girl: No but I'm happy 
Society: Do you have huge boobs? 
Girl: No but...
Society: Do you have a perfect smile? 
Girl: No. 
Society: Are you straight?
Girl: Do I have to be...
Society: Do you realize how ugly you are? Do you know that no one wants you? Wait where'd you go? You committed suicide? Omg no, you were so beautiful and special and loved! You will be missed so much! Unless you're perfect, nobody cares about you until you're dead. You realize how much you miss them when they're gone. 
Attempted Suicide: 'Attention Seeker' 
Successful Suicide: You were beautiful, pretty, and loved.... Now that you're gone. 

I'm telling you I hate this society