Yo! The Joker!
0:06 *Havoc continues across Gotham City. It seems our only hope is Batman.*
0:12 Batman?
0:13 Nah. Close enough. Bateman. Gotta tell you, the uhh suit really bunches up in the old bat cave if you know what I mean.
0:19 Having Insurance isn't the same as having State Farm. It's like getting Bateman when you need the protection of Batman.
0:19 Easy Batemobile, not too fast, baby.
0:23 Riddle me this!
0:23 What is dusk?
0:24 You don't have to answer in the form of question.
0:24 What is dawn?
0:25 You don't need to answer like that!
0:25 Do something Bateman!
0:26 Yeah okay. Stop. Whoa cat lady. Time out. Wow.
0:26 Nice fanny pack.
0:27 Thank you.
0:27 Rude.
0:28 What is love?
0:28 Alright.
0:29 What isn't love you know?
0:29 Just toss him.
0:30 Not all protection's the same.
0:30 Any last words?
0:52 Just one. It's a long one. Dermatologist.
1:38 That's why you need the Real Deal.
1:53 Look out! That's Batman!
1:58 Go home Bateman. Do a podcast or something. That's hurtful.
2:08 *Citizens need help as vandalism spikes*
2:10 Never play with Poison Ivy.
2:12 Someone's a flirt.
2:14 Bateman! Please!
2:16 Yeah, this is feeling much more Batman to me.
2:18 Are you serious bro?
2:20 When it comes to protection you wouldn't settle for Bateman when there's Batman.
2:22 So don't settle for just any insurance when there's State Farm.
2:24 Don't touch that!
2:26 Well, now I want to touch it more.
2:28 Oh boy. Party clown.
2:30 Listen, if we're going to be roomies no juggling, no magic, no balloon animals. I don't want any weird clown stuff okay?
