Alejandro Santianes Martinez

It's been a week since SMG4 ended, I am sad

I've been listening to Nameless Faces on loop for the past 3 hours, I need help

On my way to a friend's wedding right now

I just watched the new SMG4 episode... I think I am depressed now/j

After 2 weeks of thinking it through, I've decided to create my first actual book, if you want to give it a look, it's called "What if ??? was in Dead by Daylight, thank you for your time.

Try for following!!!

BRO.. ARE YOU OK AND ALIVE-

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g" and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Hell-

See ya'll tomorrow, I'm going on a plane trip