♾ 🔳 🔘 A L E X A N D E R 🔘 🔳 ♾

🔛Your favourite boy from the UK with a sexy British accent, killing looks and enormous hate for school. 
                      WHY?? 
Dude, it's not my freaking dumbshit problem if my school teachers suck. 
➰I'm not the only one who hates school. So take a chill pill. Ah you will not need it because the cold has chillen you already. 

🔚brassed off with my life. School. Home. School homework. Cheeky monkey much? 

➰Cor blimey!.! I get you dude.

➖Crikey moses, i love my lit fam

➰Dicky sicky all day 

▪️Goes to a do everyday 

➰Dook book

➿Life is not so easy peasy 

▪️I can't be fagged to do stuff

➿Gormless about stuff because food is always on my mind. Yo?

➕ Jesus Christ 

➰ Boii i'm easy 

💱Ellie▪️Ella ▪️Levi Alexander are my Luvly jubbly minions. 

➰Proud uncle to twins and a little bug 

®️ Rocky bro is my everything 

Shut your mush, you're a naff if you mess with me and him. 

➕nancy boy, i'm in a nark all the time. So don't annoy my arse. You will be roasted with a third degree burn. 

〰️Yeah am off my trolley 


So guys, you wanted a brand new Alex. 
I was pants before because i did not want to cuss on wattpad. Point to be noted that i cuss every two minutes in real bullshit life. 

TTFN 🔜🔙🔜🔙🔜🔙🔜🔙