Alex

You put it down like New York City, I never sleep
          Wild like Los Angeles, my fantasy (Chris Brown)
          Hotter than Miami, I feel the heat (oh, yeah)
          Oh, oh, oh, oh (girl it's), it's international love (international)
          Oh, oh, oh, oh (yeah), it's international love

Dude I've been diagnosed with BTD  
          
          Big tittie disorder 

My hackysack broke

The power someone has over their thighs makes me tReMbLe !!!! 

7th graders be wilddd mannnn

I should do a god ritual and ask him for forgiveness for bein gayyyy

I Think my hair is falling out

Your dad is really hot ;)

Don't you just uncomfortable in your own skin...?
          "Yeah sometimes.... ;Sad face;"
          Take off your skin. 
          "Wut" 
          I SAID TAKE OFF YOUR SKIN

Your skin looks nice