Rivy

Hi! How are you?

[ "What the fuck is this?!" I said a little too loudly, it just it took me by surprise.
          
          "A sandwich," he said blankly.
          
          "How is this a sandwich?" I said gesturing the black thing.
          
          "It is, it even has lettuce and everything," he said pointing at what he considered "lettuce."
          
          "That's lettuce?! How can you burn lettuce?! And make it look all mushy?!" I said gesturing to the mushy burned stuff that was in the corner of the sandwich. "Damn Billy, I knew you were useless but I didn't know you were this incompetent." His companions just laughed at him. ]
          
                       - Savage Little Nerd (Chapter 30 - I will do anything for you) by Bxtch_Im_Fabulous.
          
          
          
          Hunter's sass got him some bruises  Bro doesn't know when to shut up.

          CQs 3:
          
          "I thought Daniel was Alpha Daddy?"
          
                               - Duke, The Transfer Guy ( Chapter 25) by Prettygoodliars 

[ Jen smiled. "It's one of those days."
          
          "Ew, don't tell me you're on your period!"
          
          "No!" Jen laughed. "And don't say 'ew'!"
          
          "I'm sorry but it's gross."
          
          "You like pussy but you don't like womanhood." Jen shook her head.
          
          Did I even like pussy? Now whenever I wanted to get off I thought of Timothy. ]
          
                   - I fell in love with an Emo Boy (Chapter 50  Dramatic) by Pinkrainbowcorn 
          
          
          
          This scene had me giggling for hours 
          
          Josh isn't the brightest but he sure is funny.

CQs 2: 
          
          "My usual flings don't really f-ck me til my eyes roll" 
                
                   - Daniel Wilson, The Transfer Guy (Chapter 23) by Prettygoodliars

CQs 1:
          
          "Lady Boner" 
                                 - Rory Vincent, The Bad Is Stalking Me

This useless section of my profile must be put to use :P 
          I'm gonna use it to save and share some of the craziest quotations of the books I've read (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)