One of these three statements is false:

• Alfie kitt is from a unique bloodline which makes it incredibly ironic he doesn't write in the Occult Genre.
• Alfie kitt can bench 200 pounds safely, without a spotter.
• Alfie kitt is in fact, on some level... a cat.

Alfie is your typical spiritualist, student of life, gym rat, gamer and chef who was unfortunately convinced to take a 'safer' major in college while spending most of his free time writing anyway. This account is in many ways the result of that unfortunate decision.

Years Writing: 10
Favorite Genre: Fantasy
Favorite Saying: It's 3 AM somewhere

Though I am a long-retired 'Grammar Nanny', if you troll me in my own comments sections, I reserve the right to correct your spelling and grammar mistakes. Consider this your only warning.

Credit to my friend, Cat-thulhu, for writting this Bio for me.