AlfredFreedomJones_

Yo duuuddeeeeesssss sorry I've been dead for like, 6 months, and I now have 108 followers??? Wow I love a guys a lot, I really do!!! I just needed a break from doing my heroic things-//eating McDonalds and hanging with friends isn't heroic-// hAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER DUDEEE!!!!!! Ahem, uhm, yeah so anyways, I just forgot about Wattpad for sometime. Either way, I, the and your hero, promise to me more on this application for as long as aDMIN LET'S ME ON HER PHOONEE-// oKAY BUT LEMME HAVE MY FREE TIME TOO- wait why don't you use your phone???// oh cause I don't have enough memory, duh. //ugh fine.// sO YEAH I'LL BE ON MORE OKAY ONE MORE THING: IGGY SUCKS!!! MKAY IMA STOP RAMBLING 'KAY BYEEEE!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡

Nadia-Kohler

It took me longer than it should have done to get that joke omg
          
          But thanks for the follow back!

AlfredFreedomJones_

@Richard-Kirkland- LOL and NO PROBLEM DUUDDDEEEE!!!!!!! (:
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AlfredFreedomJones_

forthefirstpunirepeatthesamethingoversosorry':)))
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AlfredFreedomJones_

Oh I'm stupid I though you said guns not puns... doyouregretyourmistakes-
            
            Okay so here's some puns:
            What's the worst thing about throwing a part about throwing a party in space?
            - you have to PLANET!!!
            Yesterday a clown held the door open for me...
            -I thought it was a nice JESTER!!!
            It was an emotional wedding...
            -Even the cake was in TIERS!!!!
            
            imadetheseandtotallydidnttakethemfromtheinternet-
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Josephine_Brayigski

"Hey mommy!"

AlfredFreedomJones_

I love you too sweetheart!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤
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Josephine_Brayigski

"Thanks mommy! I love you mommy!"
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AlfredFreedomJones_

Yup!! Annnddddd consider it done!!!!!!! :DD
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AlfredFreedomJones_

Yo duuuddeeeeesssss sorry I've been dead for like, 6 months, and I now have 108 followers??? Wow I love a guys a lot, I really do!!! I just needed a break from doing my heroic things-//eating McDonalds and hanging with friends isn't heroic-// hAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER DUDEEE!!!!!! Ahem, uhm, yeah so anyways, I just forgot about Wattpad for sometime. Either way, I, the and your hero, promise to me more on this application for as long as aDMIN LET'S ME ON HER PHOONEE-// oKAY BUT LEMME HAVE MY FREE TIME TOO- wait why don't you use your phone???// oh cause I don't have enough memory, duh. //ugh fine.// sO YEAH I'LL BE ON MORE OKAY ONE MORE THING: IGGY SUCKS!!! MKAY IMA STOP RAMBLING 'KAY BYEEEE!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡

AcctClsd

 Hi Alfie! Can I live in America? Arthur's being a jerk.
           Arthur: Am not! You're the one that keeps asking for licorice when I don't have any! Ask Emil!
           SCREW YOU ARTHUR, ALFRED IS NICER AND AMERICA IS AWESOME!

AlfredFreedomJones_

@AcctClsd HAHAHA OF COURSE MY DUDDEEE! 'MURICA IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!¡¡¡!¡!¡!
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