walnut

is there a boggart in your pants, because your butt is riddikulus

i don't need aguamenti to make you wet.

if you were a dementor, i'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

lemme be your house elf. i'll do whatever you want, and i don't need clothes.

they'll be calling you moaning myrtle.

you don't need to say lumos to turn me on.

@-badfaith 
          this took me a long time to understand

@-badfaith 
          what was?

@-badfaith 
          oi

why are you up early
          oh wait
          summer school
          *IS AN IDIOT*