AliensOutThere
"I'm a writer" I say as I add 87 words to my draft and go to sleep.
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Unreliable narrator? More like unreliable author.
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Oh right I watch Hermitcraft now or somethin
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I lied. Put your clothes back on. I’m gonna go through my collection and name every character, their toyline, and year of release.
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I love the doctor who books. Reading stuff about vampire science it’s like. There’s this guy, he’s deranged, he’s insane, he nearly kills a pov character, he was buried alive and clawed his way back through cement to get free. He wore his fingers to the bone. He’s gone mad from starvation and isolation. He’s absolutely bloodthirsty and murderous and has no concept of morality. He’s named Weird Harold.
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@AliensOutThere That almost sounds like Astarion, honestly. He had worn his fingers out trying to claw out of a grave his master had put him in as punishment. Vampires being locked in cement graves just sounds so claustrophobic and horrible.
AliensOutThere
It's so funny being a shipper when you're aroace it's like you're an anthropologist, like hey fictional blorbos who live in my head let me study your bonds under a microscope and take notes on what happens when I throw Valentines Day into your enclosure
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Like. Autism doesn't come with an automatic love of hearing anyone infodump about anything they love. In fact sometimes it comes with the opposite. Sometimes restricted interests are in fact restrictive enough to make anything else boring. Sometimes it's just hard to process that much speech. Doesn't mean we get to be unkind about it either but yeah. This fantasy people push of autistics having endless energy and appreciation for each other's special interests is just not realistic.
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i love internet drama but exclusively when said internet drama is an actual full grown adult getting embarassed to hell by tommyinnit
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Seeing transformers one tomorrow
Avoided all spoilers
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autism sometimes feels like living by vampire rules to me. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.
And don't get me started on being stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake