Hi. I'm Alisa. I am a writer and so that also means that I am  complete sociopath. *dramatic pause* This is probably the part were you expect me to roll on the floor in laughter screaming "omigod! You actually thought I was a sociopath, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE!!!!" but no really. I lead a completely different life in my stories, because reality is boring :p

Nice to meet you! 
Or as my people say it "buckle up motherf*cker"