AlissaEatsGpasta

Uh, I just have uh, one question as uh, former president Obama.
          	
          	Uh, should I jack off?

AlissaEatsGpasta

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Nah, fuck my auntie Amanda. 
          
          She’s trying to bring her crazy-ass boyfriend to our house for fucking Easter. I am NOT letting that gun-obsessed man come to my fucking house. If he knows where me and my family live—I am MOVING out. 

AlissaEatsGpasta

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Guys, I don’t care if we’re close, or if we’re not close, but I want you guys to just reply to this..and I need you guys to say
          
          ‘Fuck Alissa’s Auntie Amanda’. 
          
          Fuck Auntie Amanda.

RedheadKyleyB

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@AlissaEatsGpasta Fuck Alissa's Auntie Amanda
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Lu1ca_isnotpresent

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@AlissaEatsGpasta  fuck alissa's auntie Amanda
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AlissaEatsGpasta

Okay, here's a VERY small disclaimer.
          
          On mondays, i go school at 8:05 which ends at 3:30, then I have to go to conformation which is from 3:30-5:00, THEN I have piano lessons, (beside this monday and next monday) so it will be hard for me to respond since I don't actually have a phone at the moment (When i get a new phone I'll have data so i can respond)
          
          And on Tuesdays i have school of course, but i can text at school lol, my friend gives me her hotspot. But after that, I have to go do some music stuff in town for a few hours. For those who don't know, i compete in singing competitions, I write songs of my own, and I sing my own music. So I leave around 2:15pm, and get home around 7:00pm.
          
          Any other day, I'm completely free! Just don't be shocked if sometimes on Monday and Tuesday it takes me a bit to respond.