I'm a female that likes to read and hates socializing in real life. :-]
I know this is weird but my favorite poem (not written by me) is ...
Welcome to society,
We hope you enjoy your stay,
And please feel free to be yourself,
As long as its in the right way,
Make sure you love your body,
Not to much or we'll tare you down,
We'll bully you for smiling, 
And then wonder why you frown,
We'll tell you that your worthless,
That you shouldn't make a sound,
Then cry with all the others,
As your buried in the ground,
You can fall in love with anyone, 
As long as its who we choose,
And we'll let you have your opinions ,
But please shape them to our views,
Welcome to society,
We promise we wont deceive,
And one more rule now that your here,
There's no way you can leave