I enjoy long strolls on moonlit beaches, and I enjoy being this awesome
 I used to have two fans, but I got unfanned. So now my lovely wife is my only fan. I LOVE YOU Ymile!
Update; now I have two fans! Yay! 
The truth is, I'm not even a huge fan of apples. I couldn't think of any other better names(failure X.X) . I like pomegranates a lot and am super excited because they're a fall/winter fruit and I'm going to buy twenty of them and put them in my freezer, freeze them and eat them in the summer.


 You know what really sucks? The fact that I wrote a meaningful story that has like 20 reads, and then we have a story that I wrote as a joke. 41 reads. Thanks everybody.