Pancakes are Orgasmic.//\\Waffles are sexy.//\\Granola Bars are my life.//\\Ramen is shnazzy.//\\

Lets keep talking about food, shall we? :3 

Hot Pockets are the bomb.//\\Twinkies are the best.//\\Ding Dongs are the greatest.//\\Pizza aces the test.//\\ 

Food is good. 
Lets just leave it at that. 

So, my name is Ozzy, but you can call me Oz c: 
I'm from England, but I live in Lubbock,Texas now... It's hotter than the Devil's Ballsack up here! >.< 
I like the store Hot Topic. They have fancy ass shit there :D 
I like to drink Tea and Hot Chocolate :L Coffee tastes like Cow snot. 
Doctor Who is fucking awesome and so is Sherlock, Firefly, anything MARVEL, and Batman. 
I'd have sex with Pikachu. 
Our babies would be called Pikazzy's, or, Ozzychu's. <33 Damn they'd be sexy! 
My mum says that i'm her little Princess, so, yeah...I guess i'm royalty. > .> 
My dad calls me his trooper. So, i'm also part of the army :) 
Imma be president someday >:I BELIEVE IT HOE! 
I'm Pansexual and I smell like fucking Tinker Bell. 
I'm a number that's above 16 and below 100. Can you guess what it is?? ;D 
No, that's too much Math...And thinking >.< Imma just tell you, okayz? :) I'm 17 years young!
Since Lubbock is just a fucking University town, there's nothing really to do except Skateboard... 
So, I skateboard obviously xD Sometimes Longboard too :P
I can be a Douche Canoe sometimes ._. If i'm being one, just tell me and i'll stop :] 
I want a Handlebar Moustache SOOO bad it's not even funny! >:O 
My mum says i'd look good with one :3 
My dad thinks i'd look like a Scrub though x( 

My face is mine. Use your own mate.
Unless you can make me have a Handlebar Moustache.
Than you can have it. 

Don't be a hoe! Be a bro! c: 
If I trust you, you'll know. 
I think I look like a sexy Llama. 
Spongebob looks like Cheese. 
Alpaca.

That's about it for me. 
Unless you REALLY want to know more... 
Than, you know, hit me up or whatever you blokes say on this shit XD 
PEACE OUT MOTHALICKAS! <3