Hello. My name is Sym Dirty Fag. I'm 69 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Hell, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Only Fans NSFW department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink my Dad's Body Liquids. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk (Semen) and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. 

I was told there were no issues at my last check-up, apart from a severe case of Chlamydia. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life, apart from at night 😉 . I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness, daddy. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone, Daddy Chill.

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