Hᴇʏ ᴀʟʟ ʏ'ᴀʟʟ sᴇxʏ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.

Wᴇ'ʀᴇ Kᴇʟʟɪɴ Qᴜɪɴɴ. Aʟᴇx Gᴀsᴋᴀʀᴛʜ. Aɴᴅ Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ Rᴀᴅᴋᴇ.

Wᴇ'ʀᴇ ғʀᴏᴍ Sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ Wɪᴛʜ Sɪʀᴇɴs, Aʟʟ Tɪᴍᴇ Lᴏᴡ, ᴀɴᴅ Fᴀʟʟɪɴɢ Iɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

Wᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴇxʏ sᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇxɪᴇsᴛ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. 

Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Lᴏʀᴅ ᴀs ᴏᴜʀ ᴡɪᴛɴᴇss, ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴀʀᴇ sᴀʏ Oɴᴇ Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs sᴇxɪᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴇᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ.

Aɴᴅ ʜᴇ's CRAY.

Aɴᴅ ʏᴇs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ,

Kᴇʟʟɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ Aʟᴇx ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ Pɪᴄ.

Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ ɪs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ.

Sᴏ.

I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴀʙʟᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ Aʟʟ Sɪʀᴇɴs ɪɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

Mʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Kᴇʟʟɪɴ Qᴜɪɴɴ.

I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴠᴏᴄᴀʟɪsᴛ ғᴏʀ Sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ Wɪᴛʜ Yᴏ Mᴀᴍᴀ--Sɪʀᴇɴs.

Aɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴄᴜᴛᴇ ᴀs sʜɪᴛ.

*ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴏғғ sʜɪʀᴛ* I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ's ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ. Gɪʀʟs ʜᴀᴠᴇ MY ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ.

Vɪᴄ Fᴜᴇɴᴛᴇs ɪs ᴍʏ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ.

Mʏ ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ʜᴀᴍsᴛᴇʀs.

I ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴀᴍsᴛᴇʀs ;).


Aʟᴇx Gᴀsᴋᴀʀᴛʜ.

Sᴜᴘ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇᴢ.

Dᴀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙᴇ Aʟᴇx Gᴀsᴋᴀʀᴛʜ.

I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ Aʟʟ Sɪʀᴇɴs ɪɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

Aɴᴅ I sɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴀɴᴅ, ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ, 

Aʟʟ Tɪᴍᴇ Lᴏᴡ.

Wᴀɴɴᴀ ᴋɴᴏᴡ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴇʀᴅ?

Tʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʙᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ Aʟʟ Tɪᴍᴇ Hɪɢʜ, ʟɪᴋᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇᴢ.

Aɴʏᴡʜᴏʀᴇ, I ɪᴢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ.

Nᴀʜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴ' ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴍ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜᴏᴛ.

DEALZ WIT IT BRAH.


Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ Rᴀᴅᴋᴇ.

HELLO MY PEASANTS. 

TIS I RONNIE RADKE.

AND I WAS LOST NOW IM FOUND, IM SUSTAINED BY THE SOUND.

Yᴇs, I ᴊᴜsᴛ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇᴅ ᴍʏ ᴏᴡɴ sᴏɴɢ.

Aɴʏᴡᴀʏs, I'ᴍ Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴠᴏᴄᴀʟ-ʙɪᴛᴄʜ ғᴏʀ Fᴀʟʟɪɴɢ Iɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

I'ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇxʏ, ғᴜɴɴʏ, ʙᴀᴅʙᴏʏ ᴏғ Aʟʟ Sɪʀᴇɴs Iɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

I ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ Esᴄᴀᴘᴇ Tʜᴇ Fᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ's ᴏᴠᴇʀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ.

Aɴᴅ Iғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴡʜʏ I ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴄʀᴏᴘʜᴏɴᴇ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ.

I ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ.

Tʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ sᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ,

Lɪᴋᴇ ɴᴏ sʜɪᴛ.

Bᴜᴛ I ɢᴏᴛ ᴀʀʀᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪᴍᴍᴀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴍᴀᴍᴀᴊᴀᴍᴀ.



....Wʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜɪᴛ.


Aɴʏᴡᴀʏs,  ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ Aʟʟ Sɪʀᴇɴs Iɴ Rᴇᴠᴇʀsᴇ.

Aɴᴅ Wᴇ ɢᴏ...

Iɴ Oɴᴇ Dɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ...

Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ɢᴀʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʙʀᴇᴀᴅ.

Aɴʏsʟᴜᴛ, Tᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴜs!

Wᴇ'ʀᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.

Kᴇʟʟɪɴ ɪs ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ.

Aʟᴇx's ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ Mᴀʀɪᴀ ɪs ᴀ ᴘʀᴏsᴛɪᴛᴜᴛᴇ.

Aɴᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏ Rᴏɴɴɪᴇ. Yᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴠᴀʀɪᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ғᴇᴇʟ ғᴜɴɴʏ.

Bʏᴇ.

{sᴇxʏ ᴀɴᴏɴ ʙɪᴛᴄʜᴇs >:D}