raz is hyper,
em is lazy,
raz can't sing,
em can't dance-

....yeah, this isn't really working, is it?

*clears throat* *taps mic* 
1, 2, 3, is this thing working?

right, lets start again.

this account is managed by two idiots: 
- @el_doucheous_maximus (raz)
- @voyage_and_discovery (em)

two polar opposites. practically yin and yang.

em is in love with food, raz loves football. both are book nerds, but the differences weigh the similarities by a big margin, no?

except for wattpad books, we are living proof that polar opposites can be best mates.

brunettes that like to prank each other, long talks and arguements over the phone about our ideas, eating each other's food, its all fair in love and war.

and this is where our ideas collide. debated, edited, perfected.

this is where two people make some of the most hilariously stupid books of all time.

still reading this far?

here's a mango milkshake.