Hi. I’m Gerard, a saucy 28 year old from northern New Jersey. I like long romantic walks on the beach and keeping my younger brother Mikey fed as little as possible. I’m a high-maintenance, low fashion guy, and even though that sounds like an oxymoron that’s OK, because I dont know what “oxy” means, and “moron” sounds pretty suiting to me. I’m Gerard, I’ve already said that, and I’m here to ask you… will you butter my muffin?