I AM THE WITTLEST MINOTAUR
The cronch is good
The cronch is great
All the bath bombs I have ate
Have satisfied my crave
The cronch is divine
Worth standing in line
The purple ones are mine
I will never decline
I can never be tame
Cronch is not lame
Some say it's for fame
But true cronchers know
This is not a game
It's a way of life
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Stories by Certified Musical Trash
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Tick.
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Each one shot starts with a different letter of the alphabet (in order). All Dear Evan...