My name is Allister Kirkland. I'm the personification of Scotland and the oldest of my brothers. I have three brothers and their names are Arthur, the personification of England, he's the youngest and an idiot. Dylan, the personification of Wales he's the second youngest, I like him. Lastly there's Northern Ireland, his name's Patrick. I suppose I should include the rest of Ireland but he's not our brother. Anyway, his name is Erin.

Back to me. I don't like England because he won't give me my independence. I have red hair and like visiting Nessie, she lives in Loch Ness. Any way, enjoy what I write about me and my brothers