So I'm supposed to write something about myself? Whoa whoa, when I joined a writers website I didn't expect to actually do any writing... Fine.

I am a guy who is pretentious enough to think I can actually write creatively but lazy enough not to finish any stories... ever. I have no degrees or qualifs in such a thing, it's just for fun, but I am pretty much hanging all my hopes and dreams that someone would be deluded enough to one day publish my absurdities.