Leader Of The Christian Slater Cult

If I get another Spotify ad of Megan two or a ad of Docheii flexing her stupid ass phone I will pull a Rich and burn the house down.

Out of context things said by my Irl friends. Part 3:
          
          "I'm gonna sit on your dick when it's hard."
          "It's never hard when it's around you."
          
          "Zelda, my soul if off limits."
          
          "English or Spanish?
          "Domain expansion - French."
          
          "Go with your gut."
          "(Mimics pulling out intines and looking at them.)" 
          
          "Chris stop impregnating your cat!"
          
          "I can smell your cvm, Ben."
          
          "If jerk off means to be a jerk than go off."
          
          "3% longer than your peni$."
          
          "My computer just goes 'Hey you know what would be funny? If I turned into a atomic b0mb.' And thats how n!ne-eleven happened."
          
          "Bro, you turned into a monster from Resident Evil you fucking Scooby Doo."
          
          "You can trim mine."
          "So, I can straightly fvck you?"
          "Then it will be smaller than Liv's"
          "So, I can straightly fvck Liv?"
          
          "4 times you have unvolunteered volunteers."
          
          "You're stealing everyone's pets now?"
          "They were mine to begin with."
          
          "Allie, do you get jealous when your computer dies before you?"
          
          "The monster keeps giving me b@ckshots."
          
          "Stop r@ping me in 8th period, Darwin."
          "I thought you liked my b@ckshots."
          
          "Did you get 8 inches !nside of you? Is that why?" 
          
          "You know God? I'll show you God."

My earbuds have finally gone to shit. 
          
          I can't have anything in life, can I? Of course, not that would mean I would be happy with life.

Out of context things said by my friends. Part 2:
          
          "I will never be able to drink tiger pee."
          
          "You have Deja Vu and I have dementia and you're witnessing the things I'm forgetting!"
          
          "In a mood for an apple or in a mood for self-h@rm?"
          
          "Smash and dash is crazy."
          
          "Eat it and beat it"
          
          "Fun fact: C@nnibalism is legal but the act of killing it not."
          "Noted."
          "WDYM NOTED!?"
          
          "The power of Wikipedia compels you."
          
          "I started stuttering and turned into a beatbox.'
          
          "And you could beat your meat."
          
          "WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A BOOK AURORA!?"
          
          "I hate myself."
          "We hate you too."
          
          "I just wanna see how long I last in bedwars."
          "I wanna see how long you last in bed ;)"
          
          "I'm gay."
          "Hi gay."
          
          "If he isn't old enough to be my dad than he isn't old enough to date me."
          
          "I'm cvmming but not for drama."
          
          "I WILL BUTT-FVCK YOU! STOP SHOOTING ME!"
          
          "STOP M0LESTING ME!"
          
          "DON'T TOUCH ME! I'M A MINOR!"
          
          "I'ma start plowing you bro."

I'ma cry, Taylor Swift may not release a Taylors Version for Rep or Debut. I'm glad she bought it but like I WANT TV FOR THOSE TWO.

GUYS I GETTA HANGOUT W MY GF ALL DAY TMR  !!!!!

My bf has me kicking my feet and giggling.

How my boyfriend describes how he asked me out to our friends.
          
          "So yeah, I just went, YOINK! This is mine now, I want this one."

To my last post. ARE ALL OF THOSE BOTS? WTF?

I feel like I have to put the minor account part on my description because people that do inappropriate websites keep following me. I think it is truly inappropriate to follow a minor when you are a adult doing an OF. They know who they are if thy read this.