Here are 16 reasons to date soccer players...

We know how to kick it ...
We are used to scoring...
We love grass...
We'll make u scream for more ..
Sweating is no problem ..
Skill is definite..
We'll play anywhere and anytime..
We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions ..
Kicking ass is the same as smacking it ..
We always are on the top...
We love playing wet...
We know how to take it up the middle...
We play the field until we score...
We don't fall for lame moves...
We can give you headers all game long...
The main object is to score...