Almighty Narwhal

Narwhal you are an inspiration to others and I wish I could be as beautiful and talented and awesome as you. I'm so fat that I will probably be forever alone. Please be my friend, I'll buy you presents and make you a fan page. Please please be my bff. 

You are the most beautiful person I've ever met. I am a fat dummy and I wish I could be more like you.

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