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@i_suck_penises henlo úwù

I do normal stuff on the weekends
          
          
          
          like staying up until 2:20 am crying over tiktoks in the Reddie tag bc IT has ruined my life.
          
          yknow
          
          
          normal stuff.

Thanks 4 the follow :D!!!
          Why'd u follow me tho?????

the sun was shining
          a lovely day
          my uncles took me
          outside to play
          it got real toasty
          my tongue real dry
          I needed iced cream
          or I would fry
          
          all they had was
          three big greens
          just enough for
          three iced creams
          but uncle noticed
          a glistening flier
          a trip to Syria
          their one desire
          
          my two lovely uncles
          they went away
          to blessed Syria
          for a holy vacay
          I have never seen them
          with such big old grins
          fulfilling all their dreams
          among Syrians
          
          what's this?
          a letter?
          from the president of
          the united states of americus!
          oh no...
          my two lovely uncles!
          killed by a drone strike!
          i never even got my iced cream...
          
          my two lovely uncles
          they went away
          they're both still inside me
          everyday
          how will I go on
          without their firm musk
          echoing through me
          from dawn until dusk
          I'll keep them alive
          with my thoughts in my brain
          I'll spread their sweet ashes
          when I get their remains
          I'll always remember
          your oceans of love
          my two lovely uncles
          slain from above
          
          i'll always remember you...
          uncle 1 and uncle fungus
          we'll see ya in your dreams!
          we love you...

whoever the fuck is clappin their ass cheeks so late better shut the fuck up or I'm gonna commit mass homicide

What if deepthroating is just you trying to sufficate yourself with the most insufficient item possible, but your body tells you youre not trying to kill yourself, but somewhere deep down you're thinking that yeah I'm sticking this item down my neck. Maybe at one point it might get get stuck. It might break off. Because we never really know. Dicks could just pop right off, but we don't know that. So when someone is giving head they might choke on the penis because it falls off. What if a penis has a bone and you can snap a dick in half? What would that feel like? And semen is just tiny baby sperm, so when you swallow a load, are you swallowing hundreds of babies? Makes me wanna drink some semen, I dunno about you.
          
          Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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