AlmondSavoy

Catch me on @chokehold. See you later kiddos. 

AlmondSavoy

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. In a moment, I will probably update Torture. HERE IS A DISCLAIMER. It will be a chapter containing sex! I WILL EXPLAIN WHY IN THE CHAPTER AND I PROMISE IT WILL BE TASTEFUL. 
          Please bear with me okay ily bye.

_Just_Hannah

Hey! I've read your story Torture... Are you still writing it?

AlmondSavoy

@Hannah_Banana_2001  Hey babe! yeah...yeah I am. I've just got serious serious One Direction orientated writers block. I hope to try and finish it before the end of the year. There's not much left, I'm honestly just stuck on a few lines. Keep your eye out though! x
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nemophilistic-

you know what they say about big feet ;) i'm sorry i'll leave now

AlmondSavoy

@WildandCalm oooo you dirty sausage you!
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nemophilistic-

@AlmondSavoy okay google it i'm not ready for this commitment to a sexual innuendo
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AlmondSavoy

@WildandCalm they're attached to a giant? big shoes? large socks? I have to know, tell me the punchline.
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