Alpacas are my life. I love them with all my hart and I owe them the life I have right now! What would I do witout the mindblowing sex, the gourmet food and without ticks living off my blood? Probably living an unexciting lonely and boring life in a small apartment in the city being costantly annoyed by the noise of cars and people.... But now I live in south africa with my lover and her friends and we are a pack of free alpacas who love to party and have fun in general! we fuck, get high and all that crazy shit...
I LOVE YOU MARGARET <333
~Mr. Alpaca
please follow this account in order to make ur life more cool exciting and support our life style WE ARE TIRED OF BEING JUDGED!!!!!!!!
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- JoinedMay 26, 2014
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Alpaca life
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My adventures with alpacas. Everyday life problems and how to get over the negative unfair critisism! A guide...