AlphaTurtle

remind me to never use your face photoshopped onto my body as a profile picture ever again thankyouverymuchwillardtheturd 

you have no friends CRASH FALL DOWN you know what's ridiculous? wait never mind. i'm scared.
          HEY ARE YOU AND DAVID GOING OUT???

@jesusismyfriend1

EW
          
          HAVE YOU NOT SHOWERED FOR 3 DAYS???
          
          i ate a turtle for breakfast.

STEN AND BEF IS NOT A THING OKAY? OKAY. 
          I AM A FUCKINNG SINGLE BUTTHEAD WHO THINKS BOYS HAVE COOTIES, AND BEN WILL NOT CHANGE THAT. 
          but carebear would ;)
          and then there's justin who's like, "oh i ship her with jean but this is okay like i guess" 
          IS HE TRYING TO WAGE WWIII AGAINST ME??
          ARE YOU ALL TRYING TO START WWIII??? because i will punch you all in the throats or shoot you with the revolver i can never find the sights on in black ops.
          i'm done, thanks edwardo, i hope you don't mind the the 54 messaged i sent you on facebook :)

@etturtlelover Hi I'm Turtle.