*Claps hands loudly* ATTENTION ALL, ATTENTION ALL. THIS IS THE ESTATE. A NEW SPICY CHAPTER OF THE DAY RUNTS TOOK OVER HAS DROPPED! GO AND TREAT YOUR EYES. REMEMBER EVERYONE, GOOD READERS TAKE THEIR MEDICINE, GOOD READERS DO THEIR CHORES, GOOD READERS GO HOME.
THAT IS ALL. (If you get the reference, you're goated.)