I'm a London-based storyteller, who scribbles incoherent dreams into his iPhone during 3 am toilet trips. However, every morning, after some excellent empty-bladder slumber, the day Job begins - managing a luxury gym and spa. Fancy? Yes. Fun? Absolutely. Despite this, my true burning desire is to get home, rummage through my iPhone and create epic stories from the world within my peculiar subconscious!

Can I reach Stephen King-level storytelling?  Akira-level cultural impact? Or Oda-level world-building? Well, I won't know unless I try! 

Welcome to the Alphaverse!

Ps. I'm in a long-term relationship with Haikus.