Alphy

Beeg fish

Me am gonna commit the beeg slep because it is sleppy time time for the slep

Are you like the wholesome Counterpart of Spawny or some shit?

a

So I’ve been playing the Witcher... and the first time I heard nilfguard the first thing that I thought was oh shut the milfs are gonna be my enemy XD then I saw the men that made up the army and I gotta say I was a little disappointed...

yOu PaT? i PaT -w-

On a scale of "IT'S TIME TO TO DUAL!" To "FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!!"
           How much of a nerd are you?

a

Uhhhhhh
          Hap day is yours?
          Day of BIRF time?
          Yes? Good!
          I shall now smash you with love
          ❤️

BRUUUUUHHHH 
          
          HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
          YOU LIVE IN A ZOO
          YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY 
          AND YOU SMELL NICE TOO :3