Laughing Jill

Imagine leaving for 10 months

°Thx for the follow Jill°

oof this sounds bad but i kinda forgot about you bc i stopped getting notifs from this account. sorry fren ily (not in a weird way)

If you were killed, I won't be at your funeral... because I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you! We are true friends. We ride together, we die togheter. Send this to everyone you care about, including me. See how many times you get this! I want you to know that you are amazing, and you're my friend until the very end. If I don't get this back, I understand.  
             But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people. If you receive at least 3 back, you are loved.  Including from me

I start with you. 
          
          dear God,  the sweet girl reading this is 
          
          kind and i'm proud of her.  please help her live life to the 
          
          fullest and bless her in her chosen field.
          
          now, you're on the 
          
          clock.❤❤❤  in 9 minutes something will make you happy.  please 
          
          share this with 15 girls you love.  remember,only for girls.  if
          
           i don't get this back i'm obviously not a close friend.
          
          now, i 
          
          have a game for you, it's been played since 1977.  once you read
          
           this, you have to send it to 15 people.  your next 5 days will 
          
          be like this:
          
          day 1 - you will wake up to the biggest shock of 
          
          your life.
          
          day 2 - you will cross paths with an old friend you 
          
          have missed.
          
          day 3 - you will find yourself with a lot of 
          
          money.
          
          day 4 - your day will be perfect.
          
          day 5 - the 
          
          person u like the most in your life will spend lots of time with 
          
          you.
          
          if you don't forward this, your next 5 days will be the 
          
          exact opposite.♣♣♣
          
          don't break this.♠♠♠ send it to 15 friends in 10 
          
          minutes.  it's not that hard. w***ver sent this to you must care
          
           about you.
          
          p.s, no group chats! must be one by one! have 
          
          fun!
          
          
          
           This is so cool!! Find the open lock
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          If you found it
          
          Close your hand ✊( don't let go )
          
          Wish 2 
          
          wishes
          
          Blow hard
          
          Pass this to 15 contacts without opening your 
          
          hand
          
          Now look at your hand

Y’all give @LeviAckermansWifey a follow

Apparently I’m the BloodyPastaVerse leader now...?

Where’s that light I used to know?

What if my dreams do not happen?
          Will I just change 
          What I’ve told
          My friends?

Family: Why do you spend so much time online? It’s unhealthy.
          
          People online: You’re literally the cutest and sweetest person ever
          You don’t deserve to be hurt
          You’re so nice I’m so lucky to have you as a friend 
          
          Family: There’s no such thing as bisexual, they’re just perverts
          “I made a new friend” Are they BROKEN, MacKinley?
          SHUT UP! YOU’RE SO FUCKING ANNOYING!
          
          Me: ...
          Me: Man I wonder