Altair_Phantom

Getting myself into God of War to dispel my loneliness and all.

Altair_Phantom

(I am bored and I wanna rot in the void)
          
          Krista: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *Glares at coffin* couldn't stay alive.
          
          Zero: XP
          
          X: Seriously, Zero...
          
          Zero: *Sits up in coffin* Oh, hey, I'm back alive.
          
          Axl: ZOMBIEEEEE!!
          
          X: FINALLY! After the THOUSANDTH TIME you d1ed!
          
          Zero: What did I miss?
          
          Krista: This *Takes out sandals*
          
          Zero: O_O

Altair_Phantom

(Idk what I'm doing anymore. Just eliminate me)
          
          Henry: How the hell do you keep getting back alive??
          
          Me: "Keep going, b****" I said to myself everyday.
          
          Henry: Really? That's lame.
          
          Me: Well, what else am I supposed to say? 
          
          Henry: "Keep going until you completely break into the sh1thead you are."
          
          Me: Okay, that works.

purp_lewolf20XX

@Altair_Phantom 
            
            I summon thee...  VERGIL, X, KAITO, AND V TSUM TSUM ARMY! >:O
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