@Alucard-Tepes
so i found another alien huh this should be fun *cracks knuckles*
@NightmareSkull1223 (suddenly has very bored face) I'm bored for some reason.(looks to the left and sees the anime, cartoon Bar) Hey wanna grab a pint and meet the mortals?
@NightmareSkull1223 I can survive the destruction of the universe without injury, I didn't see any of you survive that
*explodes 70 inch plasma screen TV*
"sup bitch?"
"Alucard we have some very important people coming over."
"Are they hookers?"
"No."
"And like that you've lost me."
My mom is a werewolf Integra Hellsing
Hey Alucard can you make a gem you x male reader also can I have your autograph
@randyoung you mean the pony, it's there because I thought it was funny how they made Sephiroth the badass of final fantasy VII into a my little pony character
@randyoung actually I was born a monster
@randyoung because?
@randyoung yeah it's just a warning
@randyoung (laughs in face) I can summon an army of the people who's souls I've absorbed and there are 3 346 273 souls in me.