captcha asked me if i was human so i ate it

are you aliveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

On one hand… top surgery rocks and it means I can go around shirtless 
          
          On the other……. Boob windows 

Yall my mom is the best T-T
          
          She got a charcuterie board the other day and I really liked one of the cheeses on it and I casually mentioned it to her and this lady went and bought two and a half POUNDS of it for me
          
          It’s coming in an hour
          
          (It’s called creamy havarti for anyone interested, and no havarti and creamy havarti are not the same, they’re different cheeses)

It’s ma birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Guess who’s gonna be the dancing queen in a few hourssssss

why is job hunting so ANNOYING
          
          I literally just want money bro what do you need two years of experience to do drive through wtf
          
          Panera bread you’re not all that why the fuck are you asking me about my music taste to be a fricking cashier T-T

got the SAT at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow morning wish me luck folks

Tw throwing up 
          
          Gotta love fighting nausea for six hours in complete silence only to vomit all over your mother when you open your mouth to speak for the first time in said six hours
          
          I forget my nausea medicine for ONE day-

Interest check!
          
          Who here would attend a Wattpad Homecoming if one was hosted?
          
          I remember there was a Wattpad prom ages ago and it was neat! Whos up for that 2 electric boogaloo :3

Gotta love hearing buzzing besides your ear when you’re going to sleep but ignoring it and then waking up with 12+ bug bites from an insect you’re extremely allergic to and now your arm is swollen and you can’t sleep anymore becsuse of the god damn ITCHING-