pansexual
Trans male 
he / they
multifandom (way to many tbh) 
hufflepuff
love you 3000

'i am the one thing in life i can control'

'i think we can all agree i'm the ten amongst these threes'

'i'm a sucker for a happy ending'

'DAMN YOUR EYES'

'TAKE THAT DEPRESSION'

'all magic comes with a price, dearie'

'OOH sweet jesus christ on a BIKE'

'did i ever tell ou guys about the time i waxed my ass with chocolate pudding?'

'i'm in shock. Look- i've got a blanket'

'My father's a homo, my mother's not thrilled at all'

'The city is flying and we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow'

''ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I'm not there'

'I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies'

'i want to party on your pussy baby'

'I AM A PIRATE! PIRATES ARE THE DEFINITION OF COOL! 
but I wish I get invited to more parties...'

'Uh, would a not cool person wear... one dangly earring?'

'I cut my finger on my mom's ring. I hope I can still dance'

"You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!"

"The moral of the story is... forget boys, get paid!"

"You were my little bit of magic."