Alxvri

It is TIME.

The world is doomed.

boooooo

Hey are you like, dead or something?
          Your amazing crack-fic is driving me to insanity.
          Istg- if you left without saying a word I will throw a chair through a window-

Sorry it took like 3 months to update the harem but I did it 

The harem is just a buildup to me epically trolling the readers 

Oneshots? More like “Infect me, Socks.” 

Guys dababy stopped sponsoring us the harem is no longer sponsored by dababy 

I should probably really start writing more sorry guys but I’m trying to find ways to make all my stories even worse  new chapter on something like never 

Lol just spent like 30 minutes researching vampires just for a funny nadwe moment the counting grains thing is hilarious I’m definitely going to use it more