AmandaDaBOSS

Y’all I was reading a fic early this morning and it didn’t save to my library. I’m so mad rn I was vibing hard with it.

@Wattpad WHY TF ARE PROFILES SQUARES?????

I love women

My mother once told me that the world was one of danger. My father saw it first hand- god rest his soul- via the deep blue of the sea. I love my mother to death, but I've always been my father's boy. "Get up Jesse! Look at this!" Jamie, a scraggly boy not far off from me in age, yelled from the edge of the crew quarters. "Ey, Jamie, calm down. It cant be as important as the time you claimed you saw a flying fish." I say through my haze. He huffs before stomping towards me. "I did see 'em! And this is better!" He yells. Before I reply, he pushed me out of my hammock, making me fall to the floor. "What the hell?!" I yelled. But he was already running.

Give me some fanfics. Like ones that have terrible premises but are amazingly written. Or v great ones idc. Bring me your worst.

Y’all- why is there no karlxsapnapxquackity fanfics on Wattpad?? I n e e d

My hums dance around the house as you lay on the couch in contempt. You just got home from work and I decided to make some potstickers. "You singing that old song again?" I chuckle a little but nod along. "You love this song hun." You make a noise of disgust. But we both know you love it just as much as I do. "The neighbors were onto us again," I reply in false confidence. "Fuck the neighbors." You retort. I snort. "You know damn well we cant fuck the neighbors. Consent is key." I note. But you ignore me, as you always do when you're in moods like this. "Fuck the neighbors!" You say a little louder. I try to hide my smile as I scold you. "SHH! We're on our last warning! You don't want us evicted do you?!" You chuckle and whisper. "Fuck the neighbors."  Just loud enough for me to hear.

Since my birthday is coming up I’m becoming more aware of my age and now I’m scared that in a year I have to give up my love of the 1A boys.

I have to be stupid. Everyone is pointing out simple things to me. Regardless or if I know beforehand or not. I mean I know I can be slow sometimes but that doesn’t mean I need to be told where things go all the fucking time.

Are you a KP fan based on your profile picture?