Hey person!
Read it all! I mean it!
If you were killed, I wouldn’t be at your funeral — I would be in jail for killing the person who murdered you.
We are true friends. We ride together. We die together.
Send this to everyone you care about, including me.
See how many times you get this back.
If you send this back to me, thank you.
After you have read this letter, you must send this to 15 people you love. Again, including me.