Interviewer: Hello, everyone. On the show  today we have Lucy the Aussie Devil and Gabby the Canadian Angel. We're going to ask them a few questions. Why are you here on Earth?
Lucy: To destroy it
Gabby: To stop him... And get a medal

Interviewer: How did you get here?
Lucy: I was pushed
Gabby: Many, many, flights of stairs

Interviewer: What is your favourite food?
Lucy:  WAFFLES
Gabby: pancakes 

Interviewer: What decisions in life do you regret making?
Lucy: Dying my hair pale pink
Gabby: Inventing WIFI

Interviewer: What's your phone  number?
Lucy: 666
Gabby: 1111-777-999

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THE END (is near) 

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We have no idea what to write here. 


We are professional Drop Bear Hunters, and Crocodile Wrestlers.
(in our imagination) 

We're good at being awkward. 

This is a joint account, these are our separate ones:
Lucy: @--Devilish--
Gabby: @Toby_aka_Gabby