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//Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
          
          I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.
          
          a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
          
          b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
          
          c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
          
          d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
          
          e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

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// Yo by the way im not religious what so ever sorry.
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// f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an Abomination (Lev 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
            
            g) Lev 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
            
            h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev 19:27. How should they die?
            
            i) I know from Lev 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
            
            j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev 24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
            
            I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.
            
            Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
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// Jesus Christ had fuckin two fathers! And he's a legend to you! so stop. I don't know why people just can't except it now. There's nothing wrong with it. Gay people fuckin take in the children that y'all straight asses give up. If you think God is proud of you then you can bet your ass your wrong. Being homophobic or transphobic isn't gonna get you anywhere. sorry.

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// If you're homophobic, all you do is spend your time thinking about what other dudes do with their dicks, I dunno, that sounds a bit gay to me
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// Yo Adam and Steve is fuckin better than Adam and Eve.
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yesssssirrrrrr

YOU LOOK LIKE SOME FUCKIN GREEN EGGS AND HAM

yesssssirrrrrr

BEEN UP YOUR GRANDMA'S SHITTY ASS
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komaed

BITCH WHAT

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            // holy shit this killed me
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kurawuits

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Okay listen,
          
          What you said was not cute. You don't say shit like that periodt.
          I don't want to see your user on any of my friends mb's because
          people have different opinions alright ? What you said I'm not 
          saying that people shouldn't care about it but it's not cool mane
          that was hella disrespectful and yes you have the right to voice
          your opinion but what you said was the complete opposite
          instead of going to talk with said person in pm's you went to there
          mb talking shit and I don't appreciate that so I ask that you delete
          your message and please do not interact with them again is that clear?
          The next time I have to say something I won't be as nice as I was now