AmoraProfunde

Tha k you so much for your amazing votes for HERO! You rock!

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Hi there, just saying thank you for reading and voting for my story, Night Traveller :)

Guys, ever drowned? In the sublime joy of your sport, ethereal beauty of your dance, the ephemeral essence of a book, the whirlpool of grief, the whirlwind of joy?
          Do share. I would love the connection and the idea for my book, completely with your permission, ofc
          Yours eagerly,
          AmoraProfunde

Arjun is lovingly handling a gun while I struggle in my chair. I have been thoroughly gagged and tied up. Seeing the evil glint in his eyes, I panic. Cackling like a villain , Arjun shoots as you march in the room.
          "Want a turn" he offers you the gun. You snatch the gun from him and shoot my hand. Ashmi rushes in too." What the ...are you guys crazy, paintballs hurt a fucking lot" She comes to my rescue and unties me." You better know I am only doing this because you just made Arjun look like a pansy" she chuckles. RJ scowls at Ash while you are bewildered." But Amy, you have not posted a new chapter in ages , that is why I shot you?" Ashmi cracks up at your look while RJ starts giggling too , muttering"I knew it". I sigh and then wince at the pain. I open my drawer and take out the copy of 5.Pranking Danking. "Does it hurt for you to be patient" I complain while you try to appear haughty and control on not snatching the copy. RJ replies" For you, Amy, it literally hurts" I stomp at the stupid joke as the cousins crack up leaving you to curl up with the chapter.
          Yippee! New chapter up readers! Check it out, I am back in business! *runs away from your paintball guns* Gotta literally run, but check out my new chapter. link below! 
          Yours escapingly,
          Amora Profunde
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/266920361

Yes it has been ages Since I came here
          My mind is buzzzzing with stuff, but my hand is too tired writing work stuff! Thanks for bein patient or which is more likely, NOt thinkin bout me!
          Yeet!
          Yes I am friggin coming back babes!

Thanks for adding Whoever You May Become to your reading list!!

Hi readers and people who dont read and are random following me anyway,
          (Btw, I dont follow back random followers) This is the most important post till now which u need to know.
          Reader: Prof , you are going to delete your profile and stop posting your stories and make me kill you even while I pretend you never freaking broke my heart?
          Me: No...
          You : Joy to the... 
          Me: ...ot exactly but kinda close
          You *sputtering* worl.. F*** you to the h**l !!! 
          Me: Now now, lets play nice *you slowly take out your knife and I squeak*
          You: Give me a reason to not kill you *hold it to my neck*
          Me: Umm, cuz its made of plastic?? 
          Seeing your even more angry face, I continue, 
          Me: *hyperventilating and squeaking out* And I wanna finsh all those books before I publish them!!!
          You: Will you give them to me? Some day?
          Me: Pinky promise dude. *you storm out unhappily, loving my characters too much to kill me* Phew
          
          So yeah, Boom!?? *cue nervous laughter* I need to be in a good writing place to do justice to Ash , so I am taking a break. Promise you I am coming back guys
          Loads of love,
          Amy or AmoraProfunde
          
          PS, Nope it aint writer's block *dodges rotten eggs*

Hi guys
          Being as irresponsible as me is definitely.....absentminded? Can u believe I freaking forgot to wish you a Merry Christmas
          Reader(u)- Yes I can Amy
          Urgh, I am so so sorry, So as compensation
          U: A new chapter?
          Duh, of course.....not. Sorry, I am gonna try and make it up to you 
          Stay online for a new short to be posted on new year, 1st January
          In Dare Fake a Boy Shorts
          Here is to happy beginnings ahead (Psst, and a Belated Merry Christmas)
          
          question of this post- How do you put up with friends who wake you up extra early on Christmas Day, a Freaking Holiday? ( my case, a sibling and I am THE annoying friend, sorry not sorry, why should I let my friends sleep in peace when my sibling destroys my lovely dream?)
          Yours kinda-vengefully-and-partly-kinda-falsely-apologetically
          Amora Profunde
          P.S. that salutation was freaky long and true ;p what to say (/▽＼) Totally true
          *runs away from the rotten eggs thrown by readers*

I stomp about my room, super annoyed. 
          "How freaking dare she put me back for extra hours like that? For that boring boring online seminar for mental health? I am going mental" I jump at the floor irately.
          "Am, chill babe" You coolly stroll , nonchalantly taking note of my anger. "If you want another chapter I will.."I mime strangling you.
          Mildly ruffled by my unusual aggression , you say" Why dont you make a story out of it?" I stare at you. You stare back. After some time , you start getting freaked out cuz I never Shut. Up.
          Suddenly I jump-hug you , nearly making you fall."Thank you! Wow!Wow!You are a genius today Reader" I hop away to my writing room. You are bemused by my mood change and shrug it off, looking for ice cream in my fridge. In 15 minutes,  I come out with my book. THINGS WE ALL WANNA SAY TO OUR Bosses and Teachers. You stare at me , freaked out." Are you..oh my..a new chap.."You stutter in shock at me being so obliging while I smirk. After 10 minutes of no response, I grin bigger and sigh exaggeratedly. "Since you dont want it"You snatch my book away, rocking it like a baby. I smirk."I thought I finally killed u" You ignore me and started reading. I look at you mischievously and snatch away the ice cream tub, ignoring your protests as I hop away to the door.
          Yes Readers,
          I published this heartfelt book which we all have wanted to say sometimes. THINGS WE ALL WANNA SAY TO OUR Bosses and Teachers. Oh my, this is fun*rubs hands mischievously*
          Ready.Set.Click. on my story for belly laughs, sardonic grins and amused eye rolls
          Yours obliging-writerly,
          AmoraProfunde 
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/294620204-things-we-all-wanna-say-to-our-bosses-or-teachers