I'm a terrible writer hoping to become an average one. Maybe someday that will actually come to fruition. In the meantime, I will begin to post terrible ramblings that I shall call novels in the making. If anyone happens to think they could provide meaningful feedback, it would be appreciated. Even if I'm only told my posts are the written equivalent of shit smeared paintings on a cave wall, at least I'll know I'm somewhere close to being a good writer by neanderthal  standards. 
Likewise, I can provide feedback if you happen to want a particular piece of yours analyzed with a critical eye. I pride myself on being able to pinpoint with laser-like precision the shortcomings of my peers. Its one of the few things that fills my bitter, spiteful soul with happiness. Thanks for listening.