Since you took the time to basically stalk me, why not be entertained..

- I'm old enough to be online .... so over the age of embryo
-Me and chocolate have a never ending flirtation
-I'm extremely incapable of day to day co-ordination without causing harm to myself
-I am an avid reader [re-adjusts taped in the middle glasses]
-I laugh at the most awkward of times
-I do believe in fairies...[i do , i do]
-I'm a direction-er [closeted]
-I say shmurr and likeabaawse way too much [pat yourself on the back if you get that shmurr reference]
-I also cannot spell the word nemnene , nebejeny ... meheme...forget that
-I hate when people say ''Just be yourself''
- I also believe that the sash-wringing ....the trash thinging , the hash slinging slasher is alive.
-I despise people who lie/ lead you on [ take this time to mentally punch such person in the face]

Yup, that's me...you wanna hear a joke.....no?....you drive a hard bargain. What happened to susie no arms.....she fell off the swing ....eheh.