Trumpkin 🍆

THE PROFILE HAS ME SOBBING

I'm gay.

I'M SCREAMING WHY DID I WRITE THIS SHIT AT 4 FUCKING AM. 
          
          It's beautiful.
          
          Merry Christmas ❤️❤️❤️

This is absolutely the wrong place to post this considering that I have like 4 obscenely titled and Hannibal dedicated accounts but fuck it I'm doing it here.
          
          I kinda feel like writing a Hannibal x The phantom of the opera crossover cause IT'S SO PERFECT.
          
          Also Santa Hannibal X Will is too fucking hilarious not to do it

My reign of terror is far from over with the Trump series but since it's kinda old and I'm aiming for something a little more relevant I was thinking I might start another story... (Terrifying, I know)
          
          So, being that it's almost Christmas, the only acceptable thing to do is to write a story about Santa Claus being a ho ho hoe.
          
          Cause who would, if not me? ❤️
          
          I need plot ideas but keep in mind that this could make for some really obscene Photoshop. So please please PLEASE let me know what you'd like to see. 
          
          Consider this a little Christmas gift! (You're all gonna hate me for this if you don't hate me already)
          
          Merry Shitmas my loves ❤️✨ 

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          (I'm so sorry)

HOW WE FEEL ABT THE NEW USER

I FOUND LIKE 30 P0RN ACCOUNTS ON HERE TODAY. HELPMEPLSSENDHELP.

i can't believe u used my username IN YOUR SMUT.

WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE .