Crash bang boom and here I am to bring you with me on a rollercoaster ride of words, overflowing emotions, jokes that make you wonder if you can laugh your brains out , ridiculous twists that are ridiculously twisted , scenes that makes you crave a whole tub of cookies and cream ice cream and a truckload of tissue and where sarcasm is a must.

I just love reading and writing. I'll be honest and say that I may have given up on getting married to a hot British guy , losing weight and seeing elephants fly but this is the part of me that I will never give up on. My life is like a canvas that has been splashed with many colours both dark and bright..add a whole tonne of bat-shit crazily weird best friends, thousands of corrupting Wattpad stories, dreams and a brain that manages to even amaze a gorilla..you my dear can become the next Professor Snape because you just created a portion of me..(notice the joke? cuz u know..Professor Snape brews portions? No? Tough crowd..)

And this is my only escape, the place I take off my mask and be myself. So I hope I don't make you want to run all the way to the Arctic only to have you realise that you're in your PJs and polar bears are not vegetarians. Adios amigos!